Quandale Dingle

Dedicated Dingle Wingler
Doesn't understand how golf works. Still cuts the crust off his bread.

Joquavious Stronglebongle III

Lord of the rats in the kitchen
Licks the lint off the dryer's lint filter. Oldest member of the team.

Bonglius Shlongus

Professional Cheese Eater
The watermelon on his head is not real. It is a helmet he painted to look like a melon.

Bartholamew Simpsonionson

Former Child
Often eats people's trousers. His mother's hair was taller than her body.