A woman in New Jersey was spotted eating a wicked cool hamburger.
Sources say it was incredibly epic, and you had to be there to really get it. This event, to many, seems to mark a new era in competitive sports.
One witness to the event stated that he Had not seen anything this cool since he watched The Croods 2 as a 52 year old child.
Another witness stated that he missed his wife. Interviewers were confused as to what this info had to do with the topic at hand.